{"id":1982,"date":"2011-03-29T17:25:17","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T22:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davious.org\/now\/?p=1982"},"modified":"2011-03-29T17:25:17","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T22:25:17","slug":"avoiding-jumps-and-being-scrunched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/2011\/03\/avoiding-jumps-and-being-scrunched\/","title":{"rendered":"Avoiding Jumps and Being Scrunched"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in a parking garage. I&#8217;m renting three cars at the same time and use one key for all three of them&#8230; because they are the same make. It&#8217;s important I have three going at the same time in order to accomplish something.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m on a ramp facing traffic. There is a police officer checking the speed of the cars as they pass. I turn the key. My car battery is dead. The police officer starts to drive over to give me a jump. I start ignition again. The car starts. It&#8217;s important I keep going to avoid having to accept a jump.<\/p>\n<p>Without checking traffic (and right in front of the policeman) I go onto the street. My seat is schwounced up and my face is almost pressed against the\u00a0window shield. I can barely move to steer. This is embarrassing just in front of the cop and even worse if I get into an accident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in a parking garage. I&#8217;m renting three cars at the same time and use one key for all three of them&#8230; because they are the same make. It&#8217;s important I have three going at the same time in order to accomplish something. I&#8217;m on a ramp facing traffic. There is a police officer checking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}