{"id":2019,"date":"2011-02-12T21:32:19","date_gmt":"2011-02-13T02:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davious.org\/now\/?p=2019"},"modified":"2011-02-12T21:32:19","modified_gmt":"2011-02-13T02:32:19","slug":"disappearing-pizzas-im-not-even-working-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/2011\/02\/disappearing-pizzas-im-not-even-working-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Disappearing Pizzas; I&#8217;m Not Even Working Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walk the dogs to pizza hut. No one is there; it&#8217;s closed for bad weather. It must have just been closed; there are some pizzas in the oven: a last order. I cut one of the pizzas. It seems to disappear on the table. It shrinks to a small size: I salvage the bits into half of a personal pizza.<\/p>\n<p>What to do? I know: I&#8217;ll just put in a new pizza, what with the store closed and all this extra dough, and then I&#8217;ll take that little half one for myself.<\/p>\n<p>No hand-tossed in the main refrigerator. None under the make table either. Did they stop doing hand-tossed?<\/p>\n<p>Back to the cut table to cut more pizzas. I cut a large, placing it in top of the small. It completely eclipses it.<\/p>\n<p>A driver comes in, returning from a deliver. He apologizes for an argument he had with another driver before he left. I don&#8217;t really care and tell him so.<\/p>\n<p>Gill comes in and sits down in the back office and gets on the phone. I go to him. I&#8217;m leaving soon, he tells me, and then talks on the phone some more.<\/p>\n<p>Well I can&#8217;t stay and work: I have the dogs, besides didn&#8217;t I already call in and say I&#8217;m not working? The remaining order burns in my mind.<\/p>\n<p>I try to interrupt Gill, but he keeps talking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gill,&#8221; I tell him with desperation as he finally acknowledges me, &#8220;you have to tell me where we keep the hand-tossed.&#8221; Phones ring indicating new orders. This isn&#8217;t the crisis situation I tolerate. I intentionally stop the dream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walk the dogs to pizza hut. No one is there; it&#8217;s closed for bad weather. It must have just been closed; there are some pizzas in the oven: a last order. I cut one of the pizzas. It seems to disappear on the table. It shrinks to a small size: I salvage the bits [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}