{"id":2044,"date":"2011-01-28T22:25:03","date_gmt":"2011-01-29T03:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davious.org\/now\/?p=2044"},"modified":"2011-01-28T22:25:03","modified_gmt":"2011-01-29T03:25:03","slug":"the-repainting-will-take-a-year-works-groundhog-week-funeral-afterparty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/2011\/01\/the-repainting-will-take-a-year-works-groundhog-week-funeral-afterparty\/","title":{"rendered":"The Repainting Will Take a Year; Work&#8217;s Groundhog Week Funeral Afterparty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in some family&#8217;s suburban house. A neighbor gets mad at the husband for my not mowing his lawn. He timidly asks me to mow it. I calmly go up there. I have to be careful.<\/p>\n<p>Next I&#8217;m going to mow the family&#8217;s lawn. I go to the backyard, which is on the basement level. I spray water from a hose onto the backdoor, which happens to be open. The husband happens to have been painting there (that&#8217;s why the door was ajar). Ugg. I go in to take the timid accusations and survey the damage. The wet paint is blistered but the old paint on the untouched parts of the wall are fine, so are the 3 foot tall koi statues standing here at face height. I don&#8217;t know how long it will take to fix: scrape the paint of and wait for it to dry then reprint&#8230; maybe a year.<\/p>\n<p>I go some funeral afterparty related to my previous employment. It&#8217;s just some restaurant in a strip mall. Then a week has gone by and I find myself repeating the same visit to the strip mall and the restaurant. I stop in a furniture store by accident. Then the restaurant again. The food I was eating the week before is still there. I leave to an parking lot island restaurant and an surprised to find myself talking with some late-twenties developers asking would they tell me of my work&#8217;s funeral afterparty location this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in some family&#8217;s suburban house. A neighbor gets mad at the husband for my not mowing his lawn. He timidly asks me to mow it. I calmly go up there. I have to be careful. Next I&#8217;m going to mow the family&#8217;s lawn. I go to the backyard, which is on the basement level. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}