{"id":229,"date":"2010-01-20T08:34:51","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T13:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davious.org\/now\/?p=229"},"modified":"2010-01-20T08:34:51","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T13:34:51","slug":"baby-elephant-biker-crosses-my-path","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/2010\/01\/baby-elephant-biker-crosses-my-path\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Elephant Biker Crosses My Path"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Riding my bike down a tunnel near a stream. Another bike comes up beside mine. It leans into my path. I veer closer to the stream. It cuts into me. I fall into the stream. The bike rider is a baby elephant. A lost baby elephant.<\/p>\n<p>I tread back, with bike in tow, towards the beginning of the tunnel in order to climb out of the stream. It&#8217;s going to take a while. I&#8217;ve forgotten how long I happen to have been biking in the tunnel. And the baby elephant, it needs to be taken care of.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; Riding my bike down a tunnel near a stream. Another bike comes up beside mine. It leans into my path. I veer closer to the stream. It cuts into me. I fall into the stream. The bike rider is a baby elephant. A lost baby elephant. I tread back, with bike in tow, towards [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}