{"id":2407,"date":"2011-08-26T16:35:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T21:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davious.org\/now\/?p=2407"},"modified":"2011-08-26T16:35:20","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T21:35:20","slug":"high-school-psychology-talk-and-the-hot-principal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/2011\/08\/high-school-psychology-talk-and-the-hot-principal\/","title":{"rendered":"High School Psychology Talk and The Hot Principal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m taken to high school.<\/p>\n<p>I sit inside the office with 2 young psychologists. It&#8217;s some kind of job interview or student-to-teacher get together. They don&#8217;t know how old I am. We get into the psychology of life. They&#8217;ve written a book:\u00a0<em>Psychology for Dummies<\/em>. I point them out. They correct me: they are actually the 2 teenagers looking at the two hipsters that wrote the book and are pictured &#8212; a curly haired man and a Frenchman.<\/p>\n<p>I show them my shoes. They fall over themselves when I tell them they are Fluevogs. They don&#8217;t know how they&#8217;d do it, they say. I say one just has to be brave enough to go online and order them.<\/p>\n<p>At one point I take issue with their theory. I stand up.<\/p>\n<p>We move outside the pool. The principal, a black woman, joins us. She flirts with all of us softly. By the end she tells us she&#8217;s hot. I wonder should I go down under the table and service her, but that would be too wonderful and embarrassing. She takes a fire extinguisher and sprays it up her skirt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m taken to high school. I sit inside the office with 2 young psychologists. It&#8217;s some kind of job interview or student-to-teacher get together. They don&#8217;t know how old I am. We get into the psychology of life. They&#8217;ve written a book:\u00a0Psychology for Dummies. I point them out. They correct me: they are actually the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}