{"id":571,"date":"2010-04-01T12:04:44","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T17:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davious.org\/now\/?p=571"},"modified":"2010-04-01T12:04:44","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T17:04:44","slug":"bogart-and-brando-in-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/2010\/04\/bogart-and-brando-in-the-bathroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Bogart and Brando in the Bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bogart is being interviewed by Brando in a bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>He tells Brando, &#8220;Careful not to get pooh on my suit&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Brando lays Bogart&#8217;s suit across the toilet seat. In a quiet gesture of\u00a0menace, he gently presses it down. One tiny spot of pooh touches the breast pocket.<\/p>\n<p>Enraged, Bogart manhandles Brando: he stuffs him in the toilet and flushes him down. You can here the explosion of pipes downstairs in the busy kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>Bogart and his compadre are outside, about to take off. They debate whether to kill &#8220;stupid&#8221;,\u00a0referring\u00a0to me, for getting Brando to do that to the suit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bogart is being interviewed by Brando in a bathroom. He tells Brando, &#8220;Careful not to get pooh on my suit&#8221; Brando lays Bogart&#8217;s suit across the toilet seat. In a quiet gesture of\u00a0menace, he gently presses it down. One tiny spot of pooh touches the breast pocket. Enraged, Bogart manhandles Brando: he stuffs him in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davious.org\/now\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}